Libations
- Incognito Classics
- Incognito Signature Cocktails
- Mocktails
- Craft Beer & Lager
- Gin
- Vodka
- Rum
- Tequila & Mezcal
- Brandy & Cognac
- Single Malts and World Whisky
- Champagne
- Prosecco
- Red Wine
- Rosé
- White Wine
- Mixers
- Tonics
- Soft Drinks
- Allergens
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Over the course of my full and sometimes foolhardy lifetime I have come across many wonderful spirited fortifications. Of them all there are a few that stand above the rest and have been met with shear delight by the patrons of my humble abode.
I have categorised these as my Classics and they will stand the test of time.
Eton mess
It’s not a perfect recipe until it contains a spirited fortification, our alcoholic twist on a classic dessert. Fresh Strawberries, Holy Trinity RUM, Chambord Liqueur and Lime are topped with a Vanilla Foam, Popping Candy and Fruit Caviar.
£16Coco de mer
One for the Pina Colada fans out there, Rumbullion RUM, Plantation Rum, Cointreau Blood Orange, Cream of Coconut, Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Lime and Tonka.
£16The Perfect Porn Star
This perfectly balanced concoction of fresh Passion Fruit and Cariel Vanilla VODKA served alongside Prosecco and an amuse-bouche of tantalising flavours. Always makes an appearance at the most debaucherous of affairs.
£15Ink slinger
Sailor Jerry RUM, Patrón Tequila, Chartreuse, Cactus Juice, Ginger, Lime, Grapefruit, Agave and Vanilla.
“Show me a man with a tattoo and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.”
£16Holy Grail
Plantation Pineapple RUM, Pusser’s Gunpowder, Flor de Cana, Apricot, Lime, Pineapple, Passion Fruit, Falernum, Green Chartreuse and Almond, served in an ancient chalice.
The Holy Grail has long been thought to possess miraculous powers that provide happiness, eternal youth or sustenance in infinite abundance. As you can envision this appealed to the very core of my nature, I have accumulated many ancient chalices over the years, but thus far, am yet to find the original.
I have however found a rather miraculous tipple to serve in them.
£17Smoking manhattan
A venturesome concoction of Eagle Rare 10 Year BOURBON, Martini Ambrato, Lillet Rosso, Maraschino & Cherry Bitters blended with smoke and served in a glass skull.
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Included in my signature cocktails you will find a selection of the most marvellous and captivating concoctions I have stumbled across during my endeavours. Some are not for the faint of heart and others will make you question the most simple rules of science.
To enjoy these spirited fortifications can only be described as a wondrous experience.A way out of purgatory
A homage to the mighty Silverback, Baller VODKA, Safari Liqueur, Ancho Reyes Chilli, Chartreuse, Mango, Lime, Egg White and Bitters.
£16Rubber Dub Dub
Bathtub GIN, Dolin Blanc Vermouth, Rhubarb, Rose, Raspberry, Apple and Yuzu, topped with Lavender Bubbles.
Now I understand this may be contrary to popular belief, but after a long week of ducking and diving, there is nothing this particular cat likes to do more than have a good soak in a wondrous bubble bath. I particularly like the scent of lavender for my bubbles, not that I would openly admit that to the chaps.
£17The Epiphany
An amalgamation of Martini Ambrato VERMOUTH, Benedictine, Chardonnay and Bitters, presented in a glass smoking pipe glazed with La Fee Parisienne Absinthe Mist and paired with Canapés.
The perfect ending to a pleasant evening when one retires to the drawing room to contemplate ones thoughts and plan ones future endeavours.
£15The Hibachi
Rumbullion RUM, Mozart White Chocolate, Pedro Ximenez and Vanilla Liqueur.
On the rare occasion I have the opportunity to have some R&R with friends and family, there is nothing better than sitting round an open fire and toasting marshmallows. The outdoors must appeal to the feline in me.
£17Breakfast at Chadwick's
Bombay Sapphire GIN, Lychee, Prosecco, Dolin Blanc Vermouth, Grapefruit, Lemon, Cranberry and Almond.
I think it's fair to say, that I am the kind of cat that enjoys the finer things in life. After a particularly memorable evening with one Lady Lilly Bollenger, in which she made a comment that I will forever live by, I now only drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it. “So why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?”
£17An Old Fashioned kind of Babe
Woodford Reserve RYE, Butterscotch and Bitters infused with a bacon scented fog. One of my favourite memories is that of swimming with the pigs of the Exumas Islands in the Bahamas.
Do you know that no-one knows how they came to colonise the human free Island.
£17A Royal Charlie Foxtrot
El Dorado 12 Year RUM, Pusser's Gunpowder, Yahuara Branca Cachaca, House Infused Carribean Spices, Coconut, Pineapple, Fresh Lime.
One day after consuming what seemed to be a complete barrel of rum, our Captain disclosed to me the whereabouts of a shipwreck that was said to contain the lost treasure of the San José galleon estimated to be worth more than any feline could spend in all 9 lives.
Of course curiosity got the better of this cat and it nearly cost me dear. In the world of diving a Charlie Foxtrot is a polite reference to a situation that has gone disastrously wrong, normally at the hands of incompetent associates, or better known as a complete ‘clusterfuck’ of a job, and no word could be more fitting, I was the only soul to survive.
Did I claim my prize???
You will never know, perhaps I’ll give you a clue…
£16The Candyman
Grey Goose Vanilla VODKA, Rhubarb Vodka, Lemon Sherbet, Lemon Juice and Blueberry, Hibiscus Soda.
As a youth there was nothing I liked more than a trip to the seaside arcade. One of my favourite past times was to stuff tissue up the coin tray of a fruit machine, and then sit back and wait. It was always a joy to watch the customer beam with excitement when they won the jackpot, only for nothing to come out when they tried to retrieve their winnings, upon going to find the manager to complain I would then remove the tissue and retrieve my bounty. Ahhh great memories.
£17The Butterfly Effect
One GIN sage and apple, Apple, Lemon, lemongrass & egg white.
On rather impulsive and somewhat over-adventurous expedition with my intrepid companion Pablo, we travelled the deepest depths of South America in search of the ‘Temple of the Butterfly’ which is said to contain a countless number of pure gold butterflies alongside a wealth of other priceless depictions of animals. This magical menagerie is said to have evaded even Hernan Cortes and his conquistadors in their conquests and subsequent destruction of the Aztec Empire. Here is a little taste of what we found.
£17Full Proof
Rumbullion RUM, Pusser’s Gunpowder, Discarded Vermouth, Lime, Apple, Falernum, Mezcal and Tiki Bitters.
During ones bootlegging days, I ran for a very long time a rather profitable enterprise, smuggling full proof rum from the West Indies to the shores of Penzance, until that is, one particularly unscrupulous acquaintance switched a shipment for some simple Earl Grey.
Today I will share with you good people a simple gun powder test so you will never endure the same fate.
£17Turtle Island
Renegade Gin, St Germain, Pear Puree, Lime, Pink Pepper and Ginger.
For some Indigenous peoples, Turtle Island refers to the continent of North America. The name comes from various Indigenous oral histories that tell stories of a turtle that holds the world on its back. For some Indigenous peoples, the turtle is therefore considered an icon of life, and the story of Turtle Island consequently speaks to various spiritual and cultural beliefs.
In some Ojibwe oral traditions, the story of Turtle Island begins with a flooded Earth.
The Creator had cleansed the world of feuding peoples in order to begin life anew. Some animals survived the flood, such as the loon, the muskrat and the turtle. If we continue on our path of destruction for our unique planet, let us not be surprised if Mother Nature fights back.
£17Royal Prescription
King’s Ginger LIQUEUR, St Germain, Dolin Blanc Vermouth, Lemon, Apple, Rosemary and Honey.
King Edward VII literally lived life in the fast lane. He would endlessly drive his horseless carriage (a Daimler), whatever the weather.
So much so, that in 1903 the Royal Physician became concerned about the monarch’s health. So, he called on Berry Bros. and Rudd for a solution, a high strength liqueur that would warm and revivify His Majesty.
Crafted from ginger, (for centuries celebrated for its medicinal properties) The King’s Ginger was born.
Mr Smithfield as I’m sure you know is partial to burning the candle and both ends and when he heard of this delightful prescription he thought it only suitable, after all if it is good enough for Kings...
£16Great Escape
Grey Goose VODKA, Pain d’épices, Pumpkin, Cranberry, Lemon, Rhubarb Bitters.
To commemorate a rather audacious attempt to repatriate six extremely rare and priceless cases of Vodka, which were stolen from myself in a most discourteous manner.
Unfortunately during our attempt to leave the shores of France in an appropriated hot air balloon, my good friend Spencer and I ran into a little trouble over the channel and we had to dispense of some excess weight, after much deliberating I heartbreakingly discharged of my priceless spirited fortification in favour of my old friend Spencer. Don’t let anyone tell you I don’t have a heart. C’est la vie.
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Virgin Pornstar
A twist on a classic including Passion Fruit & Pineapple. Virgin Porn Stars are very rare indeed.
£8Virgin Eton Mess
A sober twist on our signature serve.
£8Virgin Coco de mer
A tropical twist on a Pina Colada, leading flavours of Pineapple & Coconut.
£8Virgin Greatest Showman
A most nostalgic and sweet blend of Black Cherry, Plum and Cream Soda. Topped with an Apple Pie and Popcorn Foam. In memory of anoth
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Tiny Rebel Cwtch
Cwtch (Rhymes with butch) is an untraditional Welsh Red Ale with Fruity Citrus and Toffee aromas. Citrus and Tropical Fruit dominate the taste that is backed up with Caramel Malts that balance the moderate bitterness.
330ml | £5Cali Pale 5%
A beer suitable for sitting on the beach in the Californian sun.
This juicy pale ale plays on classic tropical and pine flavours, with a relaxed mango twist. Kick back and watch the world go by.
330ml | £5Clwb Tropica 5.5%
The UKs Favourite Tropical IPA. This is what happens when you slice PINEAPPLES, squeeze MANGOS, crush PEACHES and pummel PASSIONFRUIT into an IPA.
330ml | £5Electric Boogaloo 4.5%
Passion Fruit Lil' NEIPA
A medium to almost dry body with a sweet stone tropical fruit flavour, finishing in Passionfruit.330ml | £5Peroni Nastro Azzurro 5.1%
Since 1963 Peroni Nastro Azzurro has been brewed in Italy with craftsmanship, passion and flair. Crisp, dry finish.
330ml | £4Peroni Gran Riserva 6.6%
Peroni Gran Riserva is a pure 100% Italian malt brand, brewed using the best two-row spring barley varieties.
500ml | £9Curious Apple Cider 5.2%
Crisp, fresh aromas of green apple are the hallmark of this cider.
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Please ask a member of my house staff for a copy of our most unique and intriguing ENCYCLOPEDIA GIN AND TONICA.
Where you will find a bastion of over 50 GINS, each perfectly paired with a plethora of complimenting BOTANICALS and GARNISHES.
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Baller Vodka
Recently awarded “Best Spirit” in Great Britain in the 2019 Great British Food Awards, Baller is London's only vodka made fully from scratch using 100% English wheat. Full of attitude, this baller is totally unfiltered (no flavour stripping here!) and loaded with character.
£9Reyka
Reyka is an Icelandic vodka, distilled from wheat and barley. It is also the world’s first “green” vodka, it being made from glacial water and distilled using sustainable energy from geothermal heat.
£8Cariel vanilla
Cariel’s colour is an extremely light golden hue from natural vanilla with a powerful nose and tantalising flowery vanilla with a hint of burned hazlenut and a moderate sweet aftertaste.
£8Grey Goose
Grey Goose Vodka is blended with water which is naturally purified through Champagne limestone from the Gente springs in Cognac.
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Plantation 3 star
Plantation 3 Star is a tribute to the historic rums produced in the Caribbean, with a suave blend of the region’s three primary terroirs: Barbados, Jamaica and Trinidad.
£8Plantation pineapple
The barks of Victoria pineapples are infused in Plantation 3 Stars rum, which is then further distilled.
£8Pusser’s Gunpowder
Pusser’s is the only Navy Rum that can lay claim to being the original Navy Rum, drunk by the British Navy for over 30 years.
£7Clément shrubb
Clemént Creole Shrubb flavoured liqueur is a superb blend of the finest white and aged Agricole Rhums, married with macerated Creole spices and sun-bleached bitter orange peels.
£9Ableforth’s rumbullion
Rumbullion is a cockle-warming spiced concoction, based on the kind of rich, full-bodied rums the seafaring fraternity would have enjoyed centuries ago.
£9Ron Zacapa
Zacapa 23 is a super-premium rum made from a blend of rums aged between 6 and 23 years old.
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patrón silver
Patrón Silver Tequila is the perfect ultra-premium white spirit made from the world’s finest Weber Blue Agave.
£5Ocho reposado
The Ocho resposado style, which means rested, is aged for eight weeks in used American oak barrels.
£3.5patrón xo cafe
Made with coffee essence and Patron Tequila, Patron XO is drier and stronger than most standard coffee liqueurs. Very pleasant in martinis or on vanilla ice cream.
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Hennessy fine de Cognac
A warm and subtle shade of amber, intense and direct, with soft notes of Nougat and Hazelnut; it is a warm and friendly style, yet still subtle and refined.
£9Remy Martin
Rémy Martin V.S.O.P Mature Cask. Finish is composed of eaux-de-vie coming exclusively from the most sought after vineyards of Cognac.
£9Ragnaud Sabourin NO 25 XO
Exceptionally well-made XO with notes of fruit, spice and a hint of nuts.
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Lagavulin
SINGLE MALT
Lagavulin is one of the smokiest and most intense whiskies in the world. Since 1816, Lagavulin has been made in a picturesque huddle of buildings on Lagavulin Bay looking onto Dunyvaig castle.
£13Woodford Reserve
BOURBON
Unusual for being triple distilled and having the lowest proof upon entering the barrel where it matures for at least six years. Woodford Reserve is a must have Kentucky bourbon.
£8Yamazaki Distillers Reserve
JAPANESE
Respecting Yamazaki’s heritage and signature taste, the aged Yamazaki sherry cask and aged Mizunara cask malt whiskies are the backbone of this whisky.
£13Monkey Shoulder
BLENDED
Monkey Shoulder is a mix of three different Speyside single malts, great with mixers or just on its own. Smooth, sweet and easy to drink.
£8Bulleit rye
Bulleit Rye is the ultimate expression of a rye whiskey, achieved by its commitment to a 95% rye content, versus the industry standard of 51%.
£8Jamesons
IRISH
Continuing John Jameson’s legacy of triple distillation, Jamesons is smooth and perfectly balanced with sweet wood and nutty vanilla notes.
£8woodford Rye
Woodford Reserve's Kentucky Straight Rye whiskey has made it to our shores! Produced using a mash-bill of 53% rye, this rye shows off its spice up front and balances it well with notes of fresh fruit (think pear and cherry), chopped mint and a sweet touch of honey. Presented at 45.2% ABV.
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Champagne
Veuve Clicquot £69
Bollinger Special Cuvée £75
Armand de Brignac Brut Gold Ace of Spades £350
Vintage Champagne
Perrier-Jouet 2011 Belle
Epoque £180Dom Pérignon 2009
Luminous £240£240Rose Champagne
Laurent Perrier Rosé
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bottega poeti brut doc
Vino dei Poeti is a name that evokes the way poets, artists and art lovers raise their glasses to toast the joy of being alive and drink their beloved light, fragrant sparkling wine, and our best selling prosecco.
£29bottega gold rose
Delicate in colour, this wine has notes of mixed red berries to go alongside floral and white fruit aromas.
Single serve £9 | Bottle £39bottega gold
Made from hand picked glera grapes, grown in the Valdobbiadene hills. Characteristic, fruity with scents of golden apple, Williams pear, acacia flowers and Lily of the Valley.
Single serve £9 | Bottle £39 -
175ML - 250ML - BOTTLE
SOUTH AFRICA
Primordial soup shirazLight, but with plenty of black berry fruit, this is great with or without food. The absence of tannins makes it very easy to drink!
175ml - £6 | 250ml - £8.50 Bottle £25CHILE
Camino merlotMid to full weight, with a subtle richness and a touch of spice. A grown-up Merlot that is coming back into fashion (was it ever out?).
175ml - £6.5 | 250ml - £9 Bottle £26SICILY *ORGANIC
Da vero nero d’AvolaJuicy, ripe and just a touch of dryness to let you know you are drinking Italian, a gem of a wine, we love it. Don’t miss out on the Sicilian resurgence
175ml - £7 | 250ml - £10 Bottle £29SPAIN
vavajas rioja tinto sinA simply superb red from Spain, warm and rich with lovely vanilla oak seeping through to give you a pure and elegant experience. Excessive in description? Just try it…
Bottle £35MENDOZA, ARGENTINA
alto de mayo malbecThis delightful full wine has a meaty edge, but retains a softness absent in some Malbecs. A brilliant Autumn/Winter choice.
175ml - £7 | 250ml - £10 Bottle £29 -
FRANCE
Pasquiers Cinsault/Grenache roséIn a southern French Style, this is crisp, with subtle red berry fruit and a lovely crisp finish.
175ml - £6.50 | 250ml - £9 | Bottle £26LANGUEDOC, FRANCE
Dune RoséTextbook style, much like Provence rosé, but without the price tag. Light strawberry fruit with a zingy core and a long lingering finish, a very balanced dry rosé.
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CHENIN VIOGNIER, South Africa
primordial soupCrisp, but still with a roundness, this is a great crowd pleaser! We are impressed with this wine.
175ml - £6 | 250ml - £8.50 Bottle £25VICTORIA, AUSTRALIA
stone’s throw ChardonnayA rich, mid-weight chardonnay with good acidity; subtle apple and pear palate with a touch of spice, delicious.
175ml - £6.50 | 250ml - £9 Bottle £26ORGANIC FROM SICILY
da vero CatarrattaIf you’re bored of Pinot Grigio, this is a must, fuller in flavour and beautifully balanced.
Bottle £29GARGANEGA ITALY
vinazza pinot GrigioA bit more interesting than your bog-standard Pinot, full in flavour, but still with a crisp acidity.
175ml - £6.5 | 250ml - £9 Bottle £26GALICIA, SPAIN
reveleste albarinoThis Galician white wine is a fresh lemon zest, citrus taste and a great option if you fancy a change form the norm. Highly recommended.
Bottle £35MARLBOROUGH, NEW ZEALAND
mayfly sauvignon blancMuch more refined that many NZ sauvignons. A classy act this one. Fresh, aromatic but subtle.
175ml - £9.5 | 250ml - £13 Bottle £39 -
London Essence White Peach & Jasmine Soda
£2.5London Essence Ginger Ale
£2.5London Essence Ginger Beer
£2.5London Essence Roasted pineapple Soda
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London Essence Indian
£2.5London Essence Grapefruit & Rosemary
London Essence Pomelo & Pink Pepper
£2.5London Essence Bitter Orange & Elderflower
£2.5Merchant’s Heart Hibiscus
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Coke/diet coke/sprite (Bottled)
£2.5san pellegrino (330ml)
Lemon/Blood Orange/Orange.
£2.5tomato/cranberry/apple/pineapple/orange
Small / Large
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Our libations DO contain allergens, we have marked these up on each cocktail below -
please refer back to this page to make sure your drink is good for you.Attention customers with food allergies. Please be aware that our drinks may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, fish, shellfish or wheat. While we take steps to minimize risk and safely handle the foods that contain potential allergens, please be advised that cross contamination may occur, as factors beyond our reasonable control may alter the formulations of the food we serve, or manufacturers may change their formulations without our knowledge.
Egg | Milk | Nuts | Gluten | Peanuts | Soya | Sulphites | Sesame | Celery | Mustard
Eton Mess
Egg.......................Foam & Garnish
Milk.......................GarnishCoco De Mer
Egg.......................Garnish
Milk.......................Garnish
Nuts......................GarnishInk Slinger
Milk.......................Garnish
Nuts......................Garnish
Gluten...................Garnish
Peanuts................Garnish
Soya......................GarnishSmoking Manhattan
Sulphites............Drink
Breakfast at Chadwick’s
Milk.......................Garnish
Gluten...................Garnish
Sesame................Garnish
Nuts......................Drink
Sulphites............DrinkButterfly Effect
Egg.......................Drink
Old Fashioned Kind of Babe
Gluten...................Garnish
Soya......................Garnish
Milk.......................Garnish
Celery...................Garnish
Mustard..............GarnishRubber Dub Dub
Milk.......................Garnish
Sulphites............DrinkCandyman
Milk.......................Foam
Milk.......................Garnish
Gluten...................Garnish
Egg.......................GarnishThe Epiphany
Sulphites............Drink
Gluten...................Garnish
Milk.......................Garnish
Egg.......................GarnishA Way Out of Purgatory
Egg.......................Drink
Sulphites............GarnishThe Greatest Showman
Egg.......................Foam & Garnish
Milk.......................Garnish
Gluten...................Garnish
Soya......................GarnishThe Holy Grail
Nuts......................Drink
Hibachi
Milk.......................Drink & Garnish
Gluten...................Garnish
Sulphites............Drink
Nut.........................DrinkPearl
Sulphites............Drink
Royal Prescription
None
Full proof
Sulphites............Drink
Milk.......................Garnish
Nuts......................Garnish
Gluten...................Garnish
Peanuts...............Garnish
Soya......................GarnishA Royal Charlie Foxtrot
Sulphites............Drink
Milk.......................GarnishAuroras Nectar
Sulphites............Drink
Egg.......................DrinkPerfect Pornstar
Milk.......................Garnish
Turtle Island
None
Great Escape
Nut.........................Garnish
Milk.......................GarnishVirgin Eton Mess
Egg................................Foam & Garnish
Milk.......................GarnishVirgin Coco de Mer
Egg.......................Garnish
Milk.......................Garnish
Nuts......................GarnishVirgin Showman
Egg.......................Foam
Milk .....................Garnish
Gluten...................Garnish
Soya......................Garnish
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