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Incognito | Our Venues | Windsor


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A Visit To Incognito Windsor Is An Experience You Won’t Forget.

People do not decide their futures, they decide their habits and their habits decide their futures.

F. M. Alexander
My name is Chadwick Smithfield and welcome to my humble abode. Over the course of my lifetime, I have undertaken many wondrous and revelatory expeditions and explored all four corners of this most delightful world of ours. Over this time, I have amassed a wealth of unique and intriguing antiquities from some of the most eminent of aristocratic dwellings, many of which you can see displayed around you in Incognito Windsor.

From the finest parlours of Marrakech and speakeasies of Chicago to sharing hallucinogenic tipples with the shamans in the deepest rainforests of Honduras, whilst searching for the treasures hidden at the Ancient Lost City of the Monkey God. Such foolhardy endeavours have allowed me to compile the fascinating and captivating anthology of delectable libations - of which I share with you today.

Unfortunately, after a frightfully close call in the removal of an antique globe from the home of the Mayor of Vienna, and my subsequent time avoiding the relevant authorities. It seems that my light fingered days of cat burglary are over and I am destined to spend the rest of my days living INCOGNITO.


Please consider yourself my distinguished guests, I hope you have a spiffing time.
All I ask of you is that you keep the knowledge of my fabulous drinking den a secret. If you must, please only pass on its location to the most honourable of associates.

Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.


The time you enjoy wasting,

is not wasted time


We are all in the gutter but some of us are staring at the stars

Oscar Wilde