- Incognito Classics
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- Tequila & Mezcal
- Brandy & Cognac
- Single Malts and World Whisky
- Red Wine
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- Soft Drinks
Over the course of my full and sometimes foolhardy lifetime I have come across many wonderful spirited fortifications. Of them all there are a few that stand
above the rest and have been met with shear delight by the patrons of my humble abode. I have categorised these as my Classics and they will stand the test of time.
It’s not a perfect recipe until it contains a spirited fortification, our alcoholic twist on a classic dessert. Fresh Strawberries, Incognito Golden RUM, Mouse Kingdom Dark Berries Liqueur and Lime are topped with a Vanilla Foam, Popping Candy and Fruit Caviar.£16
The Perfect Porn Star
This perfectly balanced concoction of fresh Passion Fruit and Incognito Vanilla VODKA served alongside Prosecco and an amuse-bouche of tantalising flavours. Always makes an appearance at the most debaucherous of affairs.£15
Incognito Golden RUM, Plantation Pineapple RUM, Pusser’s Gunpowder RUM, Apricot, Lime, Pineapple, Passion Fruit, Falernum, Green Chartreuse and Almond, served in an ancient chalice.
The Holy Grail has long been thought to possess miraculous powers that provide happiness, eternal youth or sustenance in infinite abundance. As you can envision this appealed to the very core of my nature, I have accumulated many ancient chalices over the years, but thus far, am yet to find the original.
I have however found a rather miraculous tipple to serve in them.£17
Incognito Spiced RUM, Patrón Tequila, Chartreuse, Cactus Juice, Ginger, Lime, Grapefruit, Agave and Vanilla.
“Show me a man with a tattoo and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.”£16
A venturesome concoction of Sazarac Rye BOURBON , Carpano Dry Vermouth, Lazzaroni Maraschino, Punt e Mes and Cherry Bitters blended with smoke and served in a glass skull£16
Coco de mer
One for the Pina Colada fans out there, Incognito Spiced RUM, Incognito Golden RUM, Cointreau Blood Orange, Cream of Coconut, Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Lime and Tonka.£16
An ancient and revitalising blend of Incognito Spiced RUM, Fig Liqueur, Pedro Ximenez, Espresso, Coconut Milk, Almond and Tonka.£14
Included in my signature cocktails you will find a selection of the most marvellous and captivating concoctions I have stumbled across during my endeavours. Some are not for the faint of heart and others will make you question the most simple rules of science.
To enjoy these spirited fortifications can only be described as a wondrous experience.
Breakfast at Chadwick's
Incognito GIN, Lychee, Prosecco, Dolin Blanc Vermouth, Grapefruit, Lemon, Cranberry and Almond.
I think it's fair to say, that I am the kind of cat that enjoys the finer things in life. After a particularly memorable evening with one Lady Lilly Bollinger, in which she made a comment that I will forever live by, I now only drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it. “So why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?”£17
The Butterfly Effect
Incognito GIN, Apple, Lemon, lemongrass & egg white.
On rather impulsive and somewhat over-adventurous expedition with my intrepid companion Pablo, we travelled the deepest depths of South America in search of the ‘Temple of the Butterfly’ which is said to contain a countless number of pure gold butterflies alongside a wealth of other priceless depictions of animals. This magical menagerie is said to have evaded even Hernan Cortes and his conquistadors in their conquests and subsequent destruction of the Aztec Empire. Here is a little taste of what we found.£17
Incognito GIN, St Germain, Pear Puree, Lime, Pink Pepper and Ginger.
For some Indigenous peoples, Turtle Island refers to the continent of North America. The name comes from various Indigenous oral histories that tell stories of a turtle that holds the world on its back. For some Indigenous peoples, the turtle is therefore considered an icon of life, and the story of Turtle Island consequently speaks to various spiritual and cultural beliefs.
In some Ojibwe oral traditions, the story of Turtle Island begins with a flooded Earth.
The Creator had cleansed the world of feuding peoples in order to begin life anew. Some animals survived the flood, such as the loon, the muskrat and the turtle. If we continue on our path of destruction for our unique planet, let us not be surprised if Mother Nature fights back.£17
Along for the ride
A playfully sweet and refreshing blend of Incognito London Dry GIN,
Peach, Lemon, Lime, Orange bitters, Jasmine and Peach and Jasmin soda.
As a young cat, there used to be a travelling fair that would come to town each year.
The proprietor of this particular bastion of entertainment was a larger than life man by the name of Mr Matthews, who on regular occasions would convince the youth of the area to help repatriate his rides with his travelling fleet of caravans. All on the promise that he would meet them the following morning with the agreed remuneration.
If there is one thing I learnt from that time of my life, it was to never give credit.£17
Incognito Spiced RUM, Pusser’s Gunpowder, Discarded Vermouth, Lime, Apple, Falernum, Mezcal and Tiki Bitters.
During ones bootlegging days, I ran for a very long time a rather profitable enterprise, smuggling full proof rum from the West Indies to the shores of Penzance, until that is, one particularly unscrupulous acquaintance switched a shipment for some simple Earl Grey.
Today I will share with you good people a simple gun powder test so you will never endure the same fate.£17
An amalgamation of Martini Ambrato VERMOUTH, Benedictine, Chardonnay and Bitters, presented in a glass smoking pipe glazed with La Fee Parisienne Absinthe Mist and paired with Canapés.
The perfect ending to a pleasant evening when one retires to the drawing room to contemplate ones thoughts and plan ones future endeavours.£15
Rubber Dub Dub
Incognito GIN, Dolin Blanc Vermouth, Rhubarb, Rose, Raspberry, Apple and Yuzu, topped with Lavender Bubbles.
Now I understand this may be contrary to popular belief, but after a long week of ducking and diving, there is nothing this particular cat likes to do more than have a good soak in a wondrous bubble bath. I particularly like the scent of lavender for my bubbles, not that I would openly admit that to the chaps.£17
King’s Ginger LIQUEUR, St Germain, Dolin Blanc Vermouth, Lemon, Apple, Rosemary and Honey.
King Edward VII literally lived life in the fast lane. He would endlessly drive his horseless carriage (a Daimler), whatever the weather.
So much so, that in 1903 the Royal Physician became concerned about the monarch’s health. So, he called on Berry Bros. and Rudd for a solution, a high strength liqueur that would warm and revivify His Majesty.
Crafted from ginger, (for centuries celebrated for its medicinal properties) The King’s Ginger was born.
Mr Smithfield as I’m sure you know is partial to burning the candle and both ends and when he heard of this delightful prescription he thought it only suitable, after all if it is good enough for Kings...£16
Incognito VODKA, Lemon Sherbet, Lemon Juice and Hibiscus Soda, Cointreau, sheepdog peanut bourbon, rhubarb bitters.
As a youth there was nothing I liked more than a trip to the seaside arcade. One of my favourite past times was to stuff tissue up the coin tray of a fruit machine, and then sit back and wait. It was always a joy to watch the customer beam with excitement when they won the jackpot, only for nothing to come out when they tried to retrieve their winnings, upon going to find the manager to complain I would then remove the tissue and retrieve my bounty. Ahhh great memories.£17
Incognito VODKA, Pain d’épices, Pumpkin, Cranberry, Lemon, Rhubarb Bitters.
To commemorate a rather audacious attempt to repatriate six extremely rare and priceless cases of Vodka, which were stolen from myself in a most discourteous manner.
Unfortunately during our attempt to leave the shores of France in an appropriated hot air balloon, my good friend Spencer and I ran into a little trouble over the channel and we had to dispense of some excess weight, after much deliberation I heartbreakingly discharged of my priceless spirited fortification in favour of my old friend Spencer. Don’t let anyone tell you I don’t have a heart. C’est la vie.£17
A Royal Charlie Foxtrot
Incognito Golden RUM, Pusser's Gunpowder, Yahuara Branca Cachaca, House Infused Caribbean Spices, Coconut, Pineapple, Fresh Lime.
One day after consuming what seemed to be a complete barrel of rum, our Captain disclosed to me the whereabouts of a shipwreck that was said to contain the lost treasure of the San José galleon estimated to be worth more than any feline could spend in all 9 lives.
Of course curiosity got the better of this cat and it nearly cost me dear. In the world of diving a Charlie Foxtrot is a polite reference to a situation that has gone disastrously wrong, normally at the hands of incompetent associates, or better known as a complete ‘clusterfuck’ of a job, and no word could be more fitting, I was the only soul to survive.
Did I claim my prize???
You will never know, perhaps I’ll give you a clue…£16
Incognito Golden RUM, Mouse Kingdom Dark Berries, house infused lavender and cinnamon demerara syrup, lemon, blackberries, rhubarb and peach and jasmin soda.
Served in a giant snail, and infused with the essence of rose.£17
An Old Fashioned kind of Babe
Buffalo Trace BOURBON, Butterscotch and Bitters infused with a bacon scented fog. One of my favourite memories is that of swimming with the pigs of the Exumas Islands in the Bahamas.
Do you know that no-one knows how they came to colonise the human free Island.£15
Incognito Spiced RUM, Seigniette vs Cognac,Hotel Chocolate Liquor, Caramel & Milk.
On the rare occasion I have the opportunity to have some R&R with friends and family, there is nothing better than sitting round an open fire and toasting marshmallows. The outdoors must appeal to the feline in me.£17
A Way out of Purgatory
A homage to the mighty Silverback, Incognito VODKA, Safari Liqueur, Ancho Reyes Chilli, Chartreuse, Mango, Lime, Egg White and Bitters.£16
A twist on a classic including Passion Fruit & Pineapple. Virgin Porn Stars are very rare indeed.£9
Virgin Eton Mess
A sober twist on our signature serve.£9
Coco de Virgin
A tropical twist on a Pina Colada, leading flavours of Pineapple & Coconut.£9
A virgin twist on our Ink Slinger and one that leaves no risk of a permanent hangover with this concoction including, Cactus Juice, Ginger, Lime, Grapefruit, Agave and vanilla.£9
Tiny Rebel Cwtch
Cwtch (Rhymes with butch) is an untraditional Welsh Red Ale with Fruity Citrus and Toffee aromas. Citrus and Tropical Fruit dominate the taste that is backed up with Caramel Malts that balance the moderate bitterness.330ml | £5
Cali Pale 5%
A beer suitable for sitting on the beach in the Californian sun.
This juicy pale ale plays on classic tropical and pine flavours, with a relaxed mango twist. Kick back and watch the world go by.330ml | £5
Clwb Tropica 5.5%
The UKs Favourite Tropical IPA. This is what happens when you slice PINEAPPLES, squeeze MANGOS, crush PEACHES and pummel PASSIONFRUIT into an IPA.330ml | £5
Electric Boogaloo 4.5%
Passion Fruit Lil' NEIPA
A medium to almost dry body with a sweet stone tropical fruit flavour, finishing in Passionfruit.330ml | £5
Peroni Nastro Azzurro 5.1%
Since 1963 Peroni Nastro Azzurro has been brewed in Italy with craftsmanship, passion and flair. Crisp, dry finish.330ml | £4
Peroni Gran Riserva 6.6%
Peroni Gran Riserva is a pure 100% Italian malt brand, brewed using the best two-row spring barley varieties.500ml | £9
Curious Apple Cider 5.2%
Crisp, fresh aromas of green apple are the hallmark of this cider.330ml | £4.7
Please ask a member of my house staff for a copy of our most unique and intriguing ENCYCLOPEDIA GIN AND TONICA.
Where you will find a bastion of over 50 GINS, each perfectly paired with a plethora of complimenting BOTANICALS and GARNISHES.
All prices are for 50ml measures as standard.
Small batch distilled in England by our artisan distillers. Our Incognito Vodka is incredibly smooth and clean with a perfectly round palette. Delicate on the nose and ideal to sip or pairs perfectly with a mixer.£10
Incognito Vanilla Vodka
The nose of this vanilla-infused vodka is pleasantly discreet. The vanilla element is sweet and creamy, more akin to a refined crème Anglaise than a robust powdered custard. Whilst vanilla is vanilla, vanilla vodka is not simply vanilla vodka. Our refined distillation has yielded a smooth and ‘creamy’ finish to the base vodka that
enhances and supports the sweet and creamy nature of the vanilla flavouring,
without ‘burning the crème.’ The
vanilla element is as nature intended;
sweet and sophisticated, not sickly
This award-winning Vodka is London’s only vodka made fully from scratch using 100% English wheat. Full of attitude, Baller is totally unfiltered for maximum flavour leaving it loaded with character and a smooth finish.£10
Grey Goose Vodka is blended with water which is naturally purified through Champagne limestone from the Gente springs in Cognac.£12
Cariel’s colour is an extremely light golden hue from natural vanilla with a powerful nose and tantalising flowery vanilla with a hint of burned hazlenut and a moderate sweet aftertaste.£10
Clusius Dutch Tulip
A fruity, floral vodka from Clusius that is made from Dutch tulip bulbs and naturally filtered water.£12
Cobalte is a grape-based vodka from La Montagne de Reims, made using a combination of grapes.£12
Incognito Golden Rum
This harmonious blend of aged and unaged rums has a mellow nose of golden syrup and an introductory taste of vanilla-fudge. The initial impression belies the ensuing warmth of nutmeg and allspice top-notes, bolstered by deep ‘bass’-notes of heavy rum-funk£10
Incognito Spiced Rum
A blend of both pot and column distillates, perfectly balanced with strong caramel on the nose alongside cinnamon & blood orange. Lingering Vanilla and ginger notes create a moorish Rum that pairs perfectly with mixers or as a base for a remarkable dark and stormy cocktail£10
Plantation 3 star
Plantation 3 Star is a tribute to the historic rums produced in the Caribbean, with a suave blend of the region’s three primary terroirs: Barbados, Jamaica and Trinidad.£9
The barks of Victoria pineapples are infused in Plantation 3 Stars rum, which is then further distilled.£10
Pusser’s is the only Navy Rum that can lay claim to being the original Navy Rum, drunk by the British Navy for over 30 years.£10
Clemént Creole Shrubb flavoured liqueur is a superb blend of the finest white and aged Agricole Rhums, married with macerated Creole spices and sun-bleached bitter orange peels.£10
Rumbullion is a cockle-warming spiced concoction, based on the kind of rich, full-bodied rums the seafaring fraternity would have enjoyed centuries ago.£10
Zacapa 23 is a super-premium rum made from a blend of rums aged between 6 and 23 years old.£13
Quiquiriqui is produced in the village of Matatlan, known as the “World Capital of Mezcal” by Master Mezcalero Zosimo Mendez whose family has been producing mezcals for five generations.£5
Patrón Silver Tequila is the perfect ultra-premium white spirit made from the world’s finest Weber Blue Agave.£6
The Ocho resposado style, which means rested, is aged for eight weeks in used American oak barrels.£4.5
Rich and aromatic, Cazcabel Coffee Liqueur is made using their Blanco Tequila as a base and is blended with coffee.£5
H By Hine
A VSOP from Hine. H is a blend of around over a dozen Grande and Petite Champagne eaux-de-vie with the youngest in the blend being aged for at least 4 years.£12
Rémy Martin V.S.O.P Mature Cask. Finish is composed of eaux-de-vie coming exclusively from the most sought after vineyards of Cognac.£12
Ragnaud Sabourin NO 25 XO
Exceptionally well-made XO with notes of fruit, spice and a hint of nuts.£28
Lagavulin is one of the smokiest and most intense whiskies in the world. Since 1816, Lagavulin has been made in a picturesque huddle of buildings on Lagavulin Bay looking onto Dunyvaig castle.£15
Unusual for being triple distilled and having the lowest proof upon entering the barrel where it matures for at least six years. Woodford Reserve is a must have Kentucky bourbon.£12
Yamazaki Distillers Reserve
Respecting Yamazaki’s heritage and signature taste, the aged Yamazaki sherry cask and aged Mizunara cask malt whiskies are the backbone of this whisky.£14
Monkey Shoulder is a mix of three different Speyside single malts, great with mixers or just on its own. Smooth, sweet and easy to drink.£10
Bulleit Rye is the ultimate expression of a rye whiskey, achieved by its commitment to a 95% rye content, versus the industry standard of 51%.£10
Continuing John Jameson’s legacy of triple distillation, Jamesons is smooth and perfectly balanced with sweet wood and nutty vanilla notes.£10
Veuve Clicquot £69
Bollinger Special Cuvée £75
Armand de Brignac Brut Gold Ace of Spades £350
Please ask your server which vintage is available£240
Laurent Perrier Rosé£95
bottega poeti brut doc
Vino dei Poeti is a name that evokes the way poets, artists and art lovers raise their glasses to toast the joy of being alive and drink their beloved light, fragrant sparkling wine, and our best selling prosecco.£29
bottega gold rose
Delicate in colour, this wine has notes of mixed red berries to go alongside floral and white fruit aromas.Single serve £9 | Bottle £39
Made from hand picked glera grapes, grown in the Valdobbiadene hills. Characteristic, fruity with scents of golden apple, Williams pear, acacia flowers and Lily of the Valley.Single serve £9 | Bottle £39
175ML - 250ML - BOTTLE
Shiraz Willy Willy
Soft, fruity, incredibly smooth Aussie favourite. Named after the Aboriginal red dust storms.175ml - £7 | 250ml - £10 Bottle £29
Merlot Don Cayetano
Plump, ripe and lusciously plummy. A classic Merlot from Chile’s four-time ‘Winery of the Year’.175ml £6.5 | 250ml - £9 Bottle £26
Packed with spiced plum and raspberry flavour, this is a rich, dark, velvety red from Puglia in Southern Italy175ml - £7 | 250ml - £10 Bottle £29
Long Live The King Cabernet Sauvignon
Intense cassis and mintscented red – classic, rich Cabernet flavours with appealing Aussie ripeness.Bottle £40
ChateauRamage La Batisse
Triple Gold Medal Claret - Smooth, fruitcake notes, with plum hints, cedar and truffle from over a decade in the bottleBottle £42
Purple Owl Pinot Noir
Supple, juicy Pinot Noir full of sunny California character. Smooth as velvet, with ripe berry fruit175ml - £8.5 | 250ml - £12 Bottle £35
L’Art Provencal Rose
Racy South Of France Pink with summer berry fruit and a hint of blackcurrant and wild herbs.175ml - £7 | 250ml - £10 Bottle £30
Pink Darnier White zinfandel Blush
California’s favourite style of rosé, easydrinking, strawberry and watermelon flavours175ml - £6 | 250ml - £8.5 Bottle £25
One of the world’s iconic roses with luscious aromas of lavender, rosehip, strawberries and cherry.Bottle £59
Lemon Tree Chenin Blanc
Zesty stunner with a lemony tang from this award winning winery175ml - £6 | 250ml - £8.5 Bottle £25
Farinelli Pinot Grigio
Delicious, ripe orchard fruit notes in this fresh Pinot Grigio from Italy’s coastal Abruzzo region.175ml - £6 | 250ml - £8.5 Bottle £25
Vina Tarapaca Sauvignon Blanc
An aromatic Chilean favourite with rich citrus intensity. Thoroughly refreshing.175ml - £6.5 | 250ml - £9 Bottle £27
Queen Bee Viognier
Fragrant, honeyed white with beams of peach and tropical fruit topped with notes of orange blossom.175ml £6.5 - 250ml £9 Bottle £27
Chardonnay Don Cayetano
Bursting with pineapple, melon and creamy peach flavours; an ideal balance of ripeness and freshness.175ml £6 - 250ml £8.5 Bottle £25
DomaineDampt Petit Chablis
Classic, estate-grown Petit Chablis with finesse and old-vine intensity, bright apple and crisp mineralty.Bottle £55
Hole in the Clouds Sauvignon Blanc
Fabulously fresh, lime and guava-zipped Marlborough Sauvignon175ml £9.5 - 250ml £13 Bottle £39
Picpoul de Pinet Vignobles de Canet
Crisp, lemony beauty with real zingy freshness.Bottle £38
Sancerre Domaine Daniel Reverdy
Domaine Reverdy epitomises the elegant, complex and minerally character that makes this a benchmark of the region.Bottle £55
Cloudy Bay Sauvignon Blanc
Marlborough’s most renowned Sauvignon Blanc and for good reason. Such intensity, poise and vivacity.Bottle £75
Villa Broglia Gavi di Gavi
Villa Broglia is a star of Gavi, savour its creamy pear fruit balanced by piercing lemon freshness.Bottle £55
William Knuttel Chardonnay
This is a stunning Californian Chardonnay with beautiful layers of complexity, rich and creamy classic Burgundian StyleBottle £49
London Essence White Peach & Jasmine Soda£2.5
London Essence Ginger Ale£2.5
London Essence Ginger Beer£2.5
London Essence Roasted pineapple Soda£2.5
London Essence Indian£2.5
London Essence Grapefruit & Rosemary
London Essence Pomelo & Pink Pepper£2.5
London Essence Bitter Orange & Elderflower£2.5
Merchant’s Heart Hibiscus£2.5
Coke/diet coke/sprite (Bottled)£2.5
san pellegrino (330ml)
Small / Large£2 / £3
Our libations DO contain allergens, we have marked these up on each cocktail below -
please refer back to this page to make sure your drink is good for you.
Attention customers with food allergies. Please be aware that our drinks may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, fish, shellfish or wheat. While we take steps to minimize risk and safely handle the foods that contain potential allergens, please be advised that cross contamination may occur, as factors beyond our reasonable control may alter the formulations of the food we serve, or manufacturers may change their formulations without our knowledge.
Egg | Milk | Nuts | Gluten | Peanuts | Soya | Sulphites | Sesame | Celery | Mustard
Egg.......................Foam & Garnish
Coco De Mer
Breakfast at Chadwick’s
Old Fashioned Kind of Babe
Rubber Dub Dub
A Way Out of Purgatory
A Royal Charlie Foxtrot
The Holy Grail
Milk.......................Drink & Garnish
May contain Nuts
Virgin Eton Mess
Egg................................Foam & Garnish
Coco de virgin
May contain milk, soya
and nuts in the garnish.
Honey and Mustard Pretzels£4
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