Incognito – Kingston


A visit to Incognito is an experience you won’t forget.

My name is Chadwick Smithfield and welcome to my humble abode. Over the course of my lifetime, I have undertaken many wondrous and revelatory expeditions and explored all four corners of this most delightful world of ours.

Over this time, I have amassed a wealth of unique and intriguing antiquities from some of the most eminent of aristocratic dwellings, many of which you can see displayed around you in Incognito Kingston.

Opening Hours

Monday : 5pm – 11pm
Tuesday: 5pm – 11pm
Wednesday: 5pm – 11pm
Thursday: 5pm – 12.30am
Friday: 3pm – 12.30am
Saturday: 1pm – 12.30am
Sunday: 1pm – 11pm


Wise Words

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. it’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.

Chadwick Smithfield

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always
worked for me

Hunter S. Thompson

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Mark Twain

Buy one for your wife, or buy one for someone else’s wife, it's a lot more fun if you don’t get caught.

Tommy Vincent, Local Hawker

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

Mark Twain

It’s not the men in your life that count, it’s the life in your men.

Mae West

People do not decide their futures, they decide their habits and their habits decide their futures.

F. M. Alexander

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't compare yourself with other people; compare yourself with who you were yesterday.

Jordan Peterson

To live is the rarest thing in the world. most people exist, that is all.

Oscar Wilde


To make a reservation to frequent our most humble abode please fill in the reservation form.

To avoid disappointment, it is highly recommended that you make a reservation.

Terms & Conditions

  • Due to the intimacy of our humble abode, I regret to inform you that we are unable to take reservations for groups bigger than 6. I’m afraid there can be no exceptions to this
  • Unfortunately we are unable to accept bookings for Hen and Stag parties.
  • Please note that if you book multiple tables to circumvent the booking policy or arrive with a large group your booking maybe cancelled upon arrival. The comfort of all our guests is our main priority.
  • Please be aware that tables can only be held for up to 15 minutes from the time of your booking and will be released when this time has expired.
  • For the comfort and enjoyment of all our guests we operate a no standing policy with table service.